9 Year-Old Girl is Dad’s Designated Driver

Eleven months.

That pretty much sums it up. An intoxicated  dad recruits his 9 year-old daughter to drive him home. Fortunately, his altered state of awareness caused him to brag his crime to a gas station cashier, as well as, the security camera.

So the predictable blog comment here should go something like this:

“Can you believe this guy? It’s people like this that should be locked up. What a horrible father! He endangered an innocent child, as well as, everyone else on the road!”

I agree. The man obviously shouldn’t have A) exposed his daughter to his drunkenness B) especially not in a place where he would have to eventually leave from in a vehicle, not to mention, C) force her to illegally drive a car D) because on top of everything else wrong with this scenario, he is setting an unimaginably horrible example for his daughter and E) who knows, maybe he is giving ideas to other outrageously inept parents out there.

Seriously, let’s hang a millstone around this guy’s neck and shove him off a plank, then stone him with radioactive moon rocks; only right after we stick a badge on his chest reading “World’s Worst Dad.” Just for good measure, give him an enema of baby barracudas swimming in Tabasco sauce. Right?

The question is, can we give “World’s Worst Dad” a microscopic shred of credit? Just for one thing: After all, he himself didn’t drive his daughter. Granted, he should have never done what he did. But was his decision to hand the keys to his 9 year-old daughter at least better than him driving drunk?

Passing the Mic:

Which is the greater evil- giving the keys to his daughter or him getting behind the wheel (with his daughter in the van)?

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  1. by Andy

    On October 20, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Can we stone him in the town square? This guy is as bad as they come. He gets no credit for not driving drunk. Drinking and driving is illegal and stupid. He put drinking before his childs welfare and that is inexcusable. I say we lock him in a room full of parents who have lost their children to drunk drivers. If they excuse his behavior, i will consider it!

  2. by Gwen

    On December 19, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    Why are those the only two choices we have? Wouldn’t the obvious third option be to call a cab or ask for a ride home for the both of them?

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