Jack’s Stupidest Toy Ever: The Furry Bolster Pillow
A couple of weeks ago while shopping at Super Target, I was standing in the baby food aisle, resting on Jack’s stroller as my wife finalized her selection. I looked down at the shelf beside me and saw a hilarious looking, white shag carpet accent pillow. It had obviously been abandoned in the wrong section. As I picked it up to examine the weird thing a bit closer, Jack immediately began laughing; he thought I was about to playfully ram him in the chest with it. So I did.
I should point out the that Jack loves to have random objects fly toward him and bump him, especially in the head and chest. It makes him laugh hysterically; always has.
The other reason that the sight of the pillow made him laugh was probably because it looks like the two dogs he has met in his life, one of those canines in particular reminds me of Falcor from The Never Ending Story. He has laughed at the sight of shaggy white dogs he has met, so he just associated the pillow with them.
Jack is at the age now where the kind of toy he needs most is a learning center with gears and gadgets for him to pull on. I realize that technically, that’s not how we should have spent $12 that day. But I just had to do it.
So that was a few weeks ago and I must say, I incorporate the stupid shag carpet bolster pillow into Jack’s daily playtime- I sort of feel obligated to. Fortunately, he’s still crazy about the random, bizarre, giant rabbit’s foot.
I have this theory that some of the best toys you can buy for a baby boy are actually dog toys. After all, isn’t this story a bit reminiscent of when I bought Jack the sock monkey dog bed when he was a newborn?
The truth is, I call Jack my “baby puppy” on a daily basis; especially when he follows me around the house with a big grin on his face. So I throw him a bone. Well, not actually a bone, but a two foot long, somewhat awkward-looking pillow.
He’s sort of weird for liking it so much. I’m even weirder for buying it for him.