The Magically Entertaining Wooden Spoon and Other “Toys”

Seven months.

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What interesting “toys” does your baby get to play with?

By now it’s nearly cliché to point out the irony in a kid getting more enjoyment out of the cardboard box that a toy is packaged in rather than the actual toy itself. So I won’t. But similarly, I will point out a few other seemingly mundane household items that currently serve as Jack’s greatest form of entertainment.

baby and air vent

His biggest fascination is with air vents; whether or not air is actually coming out of them.  I suppose that to him, he gets a thrill out of the anxiety of wondering at which exact moment the cold air will suddenly begin blowing on his face and through his hair.  Jack hovers over and around the air vent like it’s some magical wishing well, about to grant him his wish of an instant set of teeth in which he could use to eat veggie pizza with his parents.  Or at least a masculine unicorn to ride on.

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But for the times that Jack prefers a more hands-on experience, there is the amazing wooden spoon!  Thanks to my wife’s creative thinking, Jack now has a wondrous multipurpose toy that can be used for the following:

1) Jack can use to the handle to repeatedly ram his leg, while joyously smiling.

2) Jack can use the head of the spoon to repeatedly hit himself in the forehead, again, while joyously smiling.

3) Jack can pretend the wooden spoon is a Popsicle, tasting its delicious wooden flavor.

4) Jack can practice his self-invented stunt of attempting to crawl while carrying the spoon in one hand.

5) Jack can wave the wooden spoon around in the air like he’s conducting a choir of enchanted kittens.

crawling baby

Should Jack ever tire of the wooden spoon, there is always the back-up plan.  Yes, the paper towel roll.  While Jack can basically use it in the same ways he uses the spoon, he can additionally become mesmerized by watching me put the paper towel roll to my mouth to make weird falsetto humming noises through it; like a giant kazoo.  It works similar to the way Indian men charm snakes.

I am a certified baby charmer.

And fortunately, Jack is like a cat in that he can entertain himself with nearly any random household object.  The question is, who is more entertained by the magical wooden spoon and its other glorious counterparts?  My infant son for finding entertainment value in it,  or me for finding entertainment value in watching him find entertainment value in it?

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P.S. As I post this, my sister is in labor with her first child.  Jack’s about to get a new cousin!  And I’m about to be an uncle for the first time, through blood.

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  1. by Nami

    On June 21, 2011 at 1:34 am

    Little Jack is super cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. by Joe

    On June 21, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Love the bowl on the head picture.

  3. by Nick Shell

    On June 21, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    Thank you Nami-Friend of Taiwan!

  4. by KalleyC

    On June 22, 2011 at 11:54 am

    These are very cute pictures! My daughter loves the paper towel roll. Her new toy is a green soft cup that we are supposed to use to rinse her hair with (when we wash it), but instead she cooks, pretends to drink, and pretends to clean with it.

  5. by Lisa DuBose

    On June 22, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    My 3,5,and 10 yr old boys love to play with rubber bands, boxes, and packing tape. You would never guess what comes of these!!!

  6. by Nick Shell

    On June 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    Thank you Kalley :) Speaking of her daughter playing with the bath cup, that reminds me, my son loves half-way filled bottles of water. He tries to drink the water, though the cap is on. And he loves the crinkling sound the plastic makes. Thanks for reading, Kalley.

  7. by Nick Shell

    On June 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Ah, rubber bands are the best!

  8. by Addy

    On April 23, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    My kids also love to play with wooden kitchen utensil plus his wooden cars.

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