Posts Tagged ‘ toys ’

Melting Away

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

I was playing with my 2-week-old son on his play mat when he started to spit up a little. My 4-year-old saw the white spit on his cheek and said to me, “Mom! The baby is melting!”

Hayden, 4

Tara Andrews; Wallkill, NY

Image: Baby with toys via Shutterstock 

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Lost in Translation

Monday, June 2nd, 2014

My son loves it when I do voices for his cars. The other day he handed me one of the British spy cars and said, “Here’s Holly. She has an English accident.”

Cole, 3

Alyssa Radcliff; Castine, ME

Image: Toddler boy playing with car via Shutterstock

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Traffic Jam

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

My son was playing with his cars on the kitchen floor while I made dinner. He lined them up in a row. I casually asked him what he was doing and he replied, “Making traffic.”

Connor, 4

Pamela Randolph: Yardley, PA

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Time for Trouble

Monday, April 28th, 2014

I told my son that it was time to take a nap.  He ran and hid in his big brother’s room and began playing with the Lego set that he had been asked not to touch.  I stood in the hallway and asked, “What are you doing, Miles?”  Without missing a beat, he replied, “I am making a bad choice.”

Miles, 3

Shane Kelley; Reno, NV

Image: Small boy playing with Lego blocks via Shutterstock

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Holy Cow!

Monday, April 21st, 2014

I told my son, “You better pick up some toys because your dad is going to have a cow when he sees what a mess it is in here!” To my surprise, Aiden jumped up and quickly started putting toys away. I commented on how proud I was to see him following directions. He responded, “Well Mom, we have to make sure the toys are out of the way so the cow doesn’t have to step over them!”

Aiden, 2

Heidi Richards; Cedar Rapids, IA

Image: Funny cow via Shutterstock

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