Posts Tagged ‘ talk ’

Fast Talk

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

At dinner, my daughter was excitedly telling her dad a story and she kept talking faster and faster until it sounded like gibberish. My husband asked, “Gwen, is that English?’ With her hands on her hips, she rolled her eyes and said, “No, Dad, it’s talking!”

Gwendolyn, 3

Michelle Ehrhard; Harrison, OH

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Toilet Talk

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

women's restroom signWhen we were at the mall, my daughter asked about the “special” trash cans in the stall of the women’s restroom. I explained that they were for disposing of sanitary napkins. Later, while opening a hand sanitizing wipe before lunch at the food court, she asked, “Is this a sanitary napkin?”

Sandi, 2

Danielle Davis; Fredericksburg, VA

Image: Women’s restroom signt via Shutterstock.

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Reel Talk

Friday, July 26th, 2013

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When my son got his first tackle box, he ran up to me with a pack of fishing hooks in his hand. He said, “I don’t need any more hookers. Daddy gave me some of his!”

Alton, 5

Natalie Mullholand; Independence, KY

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Old McDonald’s Farm

Tuesday, June 18th, 2013

farmMy daughter was singing at the dinner table: “Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-0. And on that farm he had a Momma! E-I-E-I-O. With a talk-talk here and a talk-talk there, here a talk, there a talk, everywhere a talk-talk!”

Ashtyn, 3

Bethany Barlow; Edmond, OK

Image: Farm via Shutterstock.

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Mysteries in Parenting

Monday, June 3rd, 2013

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My son asked, “Why does everyone work so hard to teach babies to walk and talk if all people are going to do when they’re older is tell them to sit down and be quiet?”

Drew, 5

Amy Gnadt; Fargo, ND

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