Posts Tagged ‘ school ’

Dining In

Thursday, May 15th, 2014

My daughter is learning how to write. While I was watching TV, she approached me with her tiny notepad and pencil. When I asked what she was up to, she said, “I’m playing restaurant now. May I take your odor?”

Maia, 5

Deanna Fratus; Brockton, MA

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Practice Makes Perfect

Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

My husband and I agreed that our son needed to do a little extra homework when he arrived home from school each night. When we told him he was going to do some exercises, he replied, “I want to do them on the treadmill.”

Aiden, 6

Tina Oberg; Mechanicsville, VA

Image: Legs on treadmill via Shutterstock

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Speak the Language

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

I was teaching my son some words in German. He picked up the language quickly, and then impatiently told me, “Okay, I get it. But what does all this mean in human?”

Jude, 5

Bianka Rhodes Stumpf; Sanford, NC

ImageLittle boy writing via Shutterstock

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Odd Job

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

We were driving past a local elementary school, and I explained to my daughter that I used to work there. When she asked what I did for my job, I described how I was a tutor that visited different classrooms throughout the school. Flabbergasted, she exclaimed, “What? Why was your job to go around farting in all the classrooms?”

Audrey, 4

Robin Gebhart; Phoenix, AZ

Image: Pupils in class via Shutterstock

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Little Troublemaker

Thursday, April 3rd, 2014

We were meeting with my son’s teacher and had to bring his 2-year-old sister along. The teacher commented that she didn’t know Logan had a little sister. He turned to me and whispered, “We don’t bring her a lot of places because she’s too much trouble. Right, Mom?”

Logan, 5

Christal Byma; Bellflower, CA

Image: Little boy with teacher via Shutterstock

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