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Fire Safety

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

During Fire Prevention Week at my daughter’s school, I asked her what she had learned. She answered, “If you’re ever on fire, you should stop, rock, and roll!”

Sadi, 3

Lisa Roloson; Highland, NY

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Fender Bender

Tuesday, April 29th, 2014

I was in a minor car accident one weekend. Later, when we dropped my son off at his new day care provider, she asked how his weekend had been. Rory responded, “Mommy screamed, hit a lady, and then the cops came!”

Rory, 3

Shari Frederick; Richfield, MN

Image: Police car via Shutterstock

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Safety First

Thursday, January 9th, 2014

My husband and son were looking at motorcycle photos online when they found a picture of a nude lady posing with a bike. My husband asked my son, “Why is this inappropriate?” Jessup shrugged. Prompting further, my husband asked, “What did she forget to wear?” My son piped up, “Her helmet!”

Jessup, 4

Megan Hoose; Rochester, NY

Image: Driving riding motorcycle via Shutterstock.

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Oh, Deer!

Monday, April 15th, 2013

deer crossing road signI was driving with my son when a deer jumped across the road in front of us. Corbin said, “His mom needs to teach him to look both ways before he crosses the street.”

Corbin, 3

Lisa Humphrey; Yukon, OK

Image: Deer crossing road sign via Shutterstock.

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Sound the Alarm!

Thursday, March 28th, 2013

quote image about fire truck socks


Before we went out, I put socks with a fire-truck logo on my son. He pulled them off and said, “Those are only for emergencies!”

Alex, 4

Jenna McNeill; Philadelphia, PA

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