Posts Tagged ‘ restroom ’

Stinky Smell

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

After entering a public restroom, my daughter scrunched up her nose and said, “Momma, this place needs a breath mint.”

Jordan, 4

Tonya Browning; Springfield, IL

Image: Black restroom sign via Shutterstock.

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Life of the Party

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014

My son came with me into a crowded women’s restroom at a restaurant. He looked around at all the young teenage girls and yelled, “Let’s get this party started!”

Erik, 3

Michele Larsen; Houston, TX

Image: Man and woman toilet symbols via Shutterstock.

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Toilet Talk

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

women's restroom signWhen we were at the mall, my daughter asked about the “special” trash cans in the stall of the women’s restroom. I explained that they were for disposing of sanitary napkins. Later, while opening a hand sanitizing wipe before lunch at the food court, she asked, “Is this a sanitary napkin?”

Sandi, 2

Danielle Davis; Fredericksburg, VA

Image: Women’s restroom signt via Shutterstock.

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Race to the Restroom

Friday, September 20th, 2013

man joggingMy husband and I often ask our son if he needs to use the restroom before leaving the house. Recently, while we were stopped at a red light, Isaac spotted a runner at the street corner who was jogging in place. He exclaimed, “That guy should have gone to the bathroom before he left. He must really have to pee, huh?”

Isaac, 4

Ann Vaske; Westerville, OH

Image: Man jogging via Shutterstock.

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High and Dry

Monday, August 12th, 2013

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My daughter came out of a public restroom shaking her wet hands and said, “If you’re wondering why my hands are still wet, it’s because it costs twenty-five cents for a napkin!”

Madalyn, 8

Rachel Rotolo; Rockton, IL

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