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Drink Up!

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

While preparing my sons for their first dinner in a nice restaurant, I explained that they could have a fancy drink called a “kiddie cocktail.”  The boys couldn’t wait to try it. When the waitress asked them what they would like, they both responded, “That cat drink.”

Ben and James, 5

Emily Schuren; Elkhorn, WI

Image: Happy boy via Shutterstock

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Fast Food

Monday, June 30th, 2014

My son has never been to McDonald’s. We were at swim class and he overheard another mom telling her child to hurry because they were going there. Zane asked, “Where is McDonald’s?  I did not know he had a farm here.”

Zane, 5

Michaelyn Turner; Bakersfield, CA

Image: McDonald’s french fries via Shutterstock

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Eat Up!

Friday, June 6th, 2014

While on our family vacation, I explained to my daughter that the hotel isn’t full of snacks like our cupboard at home. I tried to get her to finish her dinner by saying, “Here’s the thing: you need to finish your food because there won’t be anything else to eat tonight when we get back to the hotel.” She looked at me with a stern face and replied, “Here’s the thing: I don’t like it.”

Brooklyn, 3

Jessica Wright; Williamsport, PA

Image: Celebration time via Shutterstock

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Big Decision

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

Our family went to a local restaurant for dinner. There was a new option for the kids to choose a side dish with their entrée. My oldest child chose fries and my middle child chose applesauce. Then the waitress asked my younger son, “Which side do you want?” He gave her a confused look and answered, “I don’t really care. How about the left? You can put my chicken on the left.”

Brody, 6

Tiffany Snodgrass; Rogers, AR

Image: Family eating together via Shutterstock

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“Tooting” His Own Horn

Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

father and son walkingMy family and I were walking past a restaurant, when my husband commented that something there smelled fantastic. Our son replied, “Yeah, that’s my butt!” Apparently he had just passed gas.

Jackson, 4

Brandy Pierce; West Orange, NJ

Image: Father and son walking via Shutterstock.

 

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