Posts Tagged ‘ preschool ’

Wearing the Pants

Wednesday, June 18th, 2014

I noticed that my son was wearing a different pair of pants after preschool. I asked him if he’d had an accident. He replied, “No, I didn’t pee in my pants. I only peed on my underwear. And the underwear peed on the pants.”

Vihaan, 3

Prashanthi Srinivasan; Bothell, WA

Image: Cute little preschool boy via Shutterstock

 

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Career Day

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

I am a practicing OBGYN MD. When my daughter had Career Day in preschool, she proudly announced that her  mom is a “vaginacologist.”

Alexandra, 4

Margie Campbell; Millburn, NJ

Image: Cheerful smiling girl via Shutterstock

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Preschool Drama

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

I slipped up in front of my son and called a girl in his preschool class “bossy.” When he came home from school that afternoon, he said, “You’re right, Mama. She is bossy.” Mortified, I asked, “You didn’t call her that, did you?” He responded, “No. I told her you called her that.”

Oliver, 4

Chris Sansbury; Dunedin, FL

Image: Children and teacher via Shutterstock

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Attack of the Allergies

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

algae in aquariumOur daughter recently learned about algae at preschool. Later, while watching our pet goldfish swimming in the fishbowl at home, she stated seriously, “You really need to clean Dorothy’s fishbowl and get rid of the allergies!”

Lyla, 4

Noelle Morgan; Croton-on-Hudson, NY

Image: Algae in aquarium via Shutterstock.

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Show and Tell

Thursday, August 29th, 2013

boy with toy truckFor show and tell at preschool, my son brought in his ice cream truck toy. When I asked him if he shared it with his friends, he said, “It was show and tell, not share and tell!”

Preston, 4

Tonya Chiarodo; Arlington, VA

Image: Boy with toy truck via Shutterstock.

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