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Preschool Drama

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

I slipped up in front of my son and called a girl in his preschool class “bossy.” When he came home from school that afternoon, he said, “You’re right, Mama. She is bossy.” Mortified, I asked, “You didn’t call her that, did you?” He responded, “No. I told her you called her that.”

Oliver, 4

Chris Sansbury; Dunedin, FL

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Attack of the Allergies

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

algae in aquariumOur daughter recently learned about algae at preschool. Later, while watching our pet goldfish swimming in the fishbowl at home, she stated seriously, “You really need to clean Dorothy’s fishbowl and get rid of the allergies!”

Lyla, 4

Noelle Morgan; Croton-on-Hudson, NY

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Show and Tell

Thursday, August 29th, 2013

boy with toy truckFor show and tell at preschool, my son brought in his ice cream truck toy. When I asked him if he shared it with his friends, he said, “It was show and tell, not share and tell!”

Preston, 4

Tonya Chiarodo; Arlington, VA

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Can I Get Your Number?

Friday, July 19th, 2013

boy with phoneMy son came home from preschool and asked to learn our phone number. I figured they were learning it in school, so we practiced and wrote it down together. When I asked about it the next day, he said, “I needed it for my girlfriend, Hannah.”

Brock, 5

Toni McGinsky; Pittsburgh, PA

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Ladies Man

Monday, June 24th, 2013

boy wearing tieMy son was trying on outfits for his upcoming preschool graduation. When he put on a shirt and tie, he said, “The girls are going to love me!”

Taven, 4

Jessica Marshall; Stuart, FL

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