Posts Tagged ‘ food ’

Food Emergency

Friday, October 24th, 2014

One day, my daughter noticed a Frito Lay truck driving by. She commented, “There goes the chip ambulance!”

Abby, 4

Angela Morden; Oxford, MI

Image: Girl in car safety seat via Shutterstock

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Breakfast Club

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014

I was pouring a bowl of Cheerios for my daughter’s breakfast one morning. An excited look crossed her face, so I thought she really wanted to eat cereal. But I realized I was wrong when she squealed, “Bagels! Tiny bagels!”

Sophie, 2

Linda Slade; Syracuse, NY

Image: Oat cereal in a bowl via Shutterstock

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Nut Allergy

Friday, September 19th, 2014

My husband was explaining to my daughter that she is allergic to nuts, so she can’t eat peanuts or coconuts. She looked at him gravely and asked, “What about donuts, Daddy?” I’ve never seen a bigger smile than when he told her donuts were fine.

Evie, 2

Danielle Leslie; Oceanside, CA

Image: Donut via Shutterstock

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Drink Up!

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

While preparing my sons for their first dinner in a nice restaurant, I explained that they could have a fancy drink called a “kiddie cocktail.”  The boys couldn’t wait to try it. When the waitress asked them what they would like, they both responded, “That cat drink.”

Ben and James, 5

Emily Schuren; Elkhorn, WI

Image: Happy boy via Shutterstock

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Bagel Breakfast

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

My daughter was eating a sesame seed bagel for breakfast one day. She picked off a seed, held it up, and said “Hey, I know! If we plant a seed outside, we can grow our own bagel tree!”

Nili, 5

Sandy Maltzman; Brooklyn, NY

Image: Bagels with sesame seed via Shutterstock

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