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Drink Up!

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

While preparing my sons for their first dinner in a nice restaurant, I explained that they could have a fancy drink called a “kiddie cocktail.”  The boys couldn’t wait to try it. When the waitress asked them what they would like, they both responded, “That cat drink.”

Ben and James, 5

Emily Schuren; Elkhorn, WI

Image: Happy boy via Shutterstock

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Having a Cow

Thursday, February 27th, 2014

My daughter was visiting her aunt and uncle when she asked for a glass of milk. After taking the first sip, she spit it out and exclaimed, “Yuck! This milk is bad.” Her aunt explained that they drink skim milk, which also comes from cows but tastes different. Tara replied, “Well, that cow must be sick!”

Tara, 5

Sarah Christler; Noblesville, IN

Image: Young girl drinking milk via Shutterstock.

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Drink Up!

Monday, January 13th, 2014

I was trying to explain to my son that you shouldn’t share drinks with other people because it could spread germs. A few days later, he picked up a water bottle and before taking sip, he asked me, “Does this water have a cold in it?”

Brady, 3

Nicole Rose; Columbus, OH

Image: Kid drinking water via Shutterstock.

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Just Juice

Monday, November 25th, 2013

During dinner, I asked my son if he wanted a bottle of water. He replied, “Yeah, I want a bottle of water that’s made out of juice.”

Gavin, 2

April Dorcak; Pittsburgh, PA

Image: Apple juice via Shutterstock.

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Cashing In on the College Life

Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

beerMy husband works at a university, and one night the whole family went to the campus dining hall for dinner. As my husband was filling up the kids’ sippy cups with water from the self-serve drink dispenser, my daughter looked up and asked “Daddy, which one is for beer?”

Stephanie, 3

Megan Taylor; Coventry, RI

Image: Beer via Shutterstock.

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