Posts Tagged ‘ diaper ’

Diaper Trouble

Thursday, September 4th, 2014

My son had been swimming in his pool. When he got out, he was struggling to remove his wet diaper and said to me, “Mommy, I can’t get my diaper off. My wiener is too big!”

Holden, 2

Katey Hart; Crosby, TX

Image: Activities on the pool via Shutterstock

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Perfectly Polite

Monday, June 30th, 2014

While having breakfast, my 23-month-old daughter passed gas at the table and said “Bless you.” My wife asked, “Did you sneeze or pass gas?” Olive replied, “I sneezed into my diaper.”

Olive, 1

Jeff Hanissian; Lyme, NH

Image: Girl in diaper via Shutterstock

 

 

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Peculiar Packaging

Friday, May 9th, 2014

I was shopping with my two boys. As I pushed the cart down the aisle, my 3-year-old son stared at all the diapers. Sounding rather distressed, he asked me, “Mama, why are they selling kids in those boxes?”

Collin, 3

Jennifer Maryniak; Lititz, PA

Image: Diaper boxes in a supermarket via Shutterstock

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Diaper Check

Thursday, November 21st, 2013

A man walking in front of my daughter farted loudly, practically in her face. With a concerned look, she reached up to pat his pants as if checking his diaper, and said, “You got poopies in there?”

Jayne, 2

Briana Beaty; North Palm Beach, FL

Image: Mother and little daughter via Shutterstock.

 

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Clean Sweep

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

mom vacuuming with baby on floorI was changing my daughter after lunch and said, “You have crumbs in your diaper, Hannah.” She thought for a second and said, “Need vacuum?”

Hannah, 2

Jessica Updegraff; North Brunswick, NJ

Image: Mom vacuuming with baby on floor via Shutterstock.

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