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Potty Humor

Tuesday, February 25th, 2014

On her way into the bathroom one Saturday morning, my daughter announced, “I need to catch up on some reading, so I’ll be in here for a while if you need me.”

Mary, 6

Kayla Van Winkle; Wenatchee, WA

Image: Toilet bowl with books via Shutterstock.

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Stinky Smell

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

After entering a public restroom, my daughter scrunched up her nose and said, “Momma, this place needs a breath mint.”

Jordan, 4

Tonya Browning; Springfield, IL

Image: Black restroom sign via Shutterstock.

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Time for a Potty Break

Monday, February 10th, 2014

We had recently potty trained our son. One day, I was in the car with him on the way home when he said in an urgent voice, “I have to pee-pee!” We were only a few miles away from our destination, so I asked, “Can you hold it until we get home?” He looked down and said with alarm, “No, Mommy, my hands will get wet!”

Campbell, 2

Courtney Goff; Knoxville, TN

Image: Boy in safety car seat via Shutterstock.

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Uncomfortable Underwear

Tuesday, February 4th, 2014

After my son went to the bathroom, he came out looking distressed. To explain that he had accidentally given himself a wedgie, he said, “Mom, my butt is eating my underwear!”

Logan, 3

Judy Lee; Sunnyvale, CA

Image: Funny little boy via Shutterstock.

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Sharing is Caring

Tuesday, January 21st, 2014

I went in the bathroom and asked my daughter to hurry up because I also needed to use the toilet. She moved over to the edge of the seat and said, “Here Mommy, you can just sit with me.”

Ryleigh, 3

Micayla Weber; Westville, NJ

Image: Little girl sits on a toilet via Shutterstock.

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