Posts Tagged ‘ baby ’

Pregnancy Test

Thursday, September 25th, 2014

We found out we were going to have a baby by using a home pregnancy test. When we told our older children, our daughter asked, “How do you know? ” We explained that the woman pees on a stick. She replied in surprise, “Who held the stick?”

Ella, 8

Matthew Fleshman; Fenton, MO

Image: Woman looking at pregnancy test via Shutterstock

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Puppy Love

Friday, September 5th, 2014

One day during lunch, my son asked if I was going to have another baby. After I told him no, he replied, “Well, can you have a puppy then?”

Brayden, 6

Amy Cabello; Miramar, FL

Image:  Corgi puppy via Shutterstock

 

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Who’s Your Daddy?

Friday, August 22nd, 2014

One night before bed, my son quietly asked, “Who’s going to be the dad of the new baby?” I smiled and replied, “Your dad, of course! Who did you think was going to be the dad?” He replied, “Oh, well I thought I was going to be the dad!”

Kallen, 5

Amanda Eikman; Fishers, IN

Image: Boy lying on bed via Shutterstock

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Melting Away

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

I was playing with my 2-week-old son on his play mat when he started to spit up a little. My 4-year-old saw the white spit on his cheek and said to me, “Mom! The baby is melting!”

Hayden, 4

Tara Andrews; Wallkill, NY

Image: Baby with toys via Shutterstock 

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Feeding Time

Tuesday, July 8th, 2014

My husband and I were discussing plans for feeding our 6-week-old daughter while I went to a doctor’s appointment. Our older daughter gave me a confused look and said, “But Dad doesn’t have milk in his boobs!”

Alice, 3

Michele Panek; Bradford, PA

Image: Happy father feeding newborn via Shutterstock

 

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