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Potty Training Incentives

Thursday, October 31st, 2013

We started potty training Oliver just a few weeks before our annual summer party. As some of the adults were chatting, my girlfriend asked if we had any M&M’s in the house. Oliver, who was playing nearby, waved a finger and told her very sternly, “First you go poop, THEN you get an M&M!”

Oliver, 2

Simone Thiessen; Grand Rapids, MI

Image: Child on potty via Shutterstock

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Bad Hair Day

Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

My “starting to bald” husband took my son to get a haircut with him. After getting their cuts, they got back in the car and my son, examining my husband’s cut from his seat in the back exclaimed, “Daddy, they cut a hole in your head!”

James, 3

Melissa Marinello; Midlothian, VA

Image: male haircut via Shutterstock

 

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Big Appetite

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

Arriving at a friend’s baby shower, my daughter wanted to know where the baby was. I told her he was still in his mommy’s belly. She asked worriedly: “Did she eat him?”

Emma, 4

Laura; Lithia Springs, GA

Image: Girl hugging pregnant mother’s belly via Shutterstock

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When I Grow Up

Monday, October 28th, 2013

Here’s a conversation between my son and his hairdresser:

Hairdresser: “What are you going to be for Halloween?”

Carson: “A fireman. My dad’s a fireman.” 

Hairdresser: “Do you want to be a fireman when you grow up?”

Carson: “No, I’m going to college.”

Carson, 4

Erin Benedict; Yucca Valley, CA

Image: Boy in firefighter costume via Shutterstock

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Learning the Alphabet

Thursday, October 24th, 2013

After getting in the car on a hot summer day, my daughter said, “Mommy, I’m hot. Turn on the ABC!”

Ingrid, 3

Rosana Casais; Milford, CT

Image: Little girl in a car seat via Shutterstock.

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