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Eat Your Breakfast

Monday, November 4th, 2013

After being served a piece of toast for breakfast, my son looked at me incredulously and said, “Mommy, this is an imposter waffle!”

Kevin, 4

Chrissy Klim; Hillsborough, NJ

Image: Boy eating toast via Shutterstock

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Big Brother

Friday, November 1st, 2013

Around Halloween, we found out I was pregnant with my second child. Our 3 year old had already chosen his costume and when we told him we were pregnant, his response was, “I don’t want to be a big brother, I want to be a firefighter!”

Anderson, 3

Melissa Glover; Knoxville, TN

Image: Boy in firefighter costume via Shutterstock

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King of the Jungle

Friday, November 1st, 2013

My son was playing with toy animals on the floor under the air-conditioner, when my mom asked if he felt a draft. Waving the lion, he replied, “No, Grandma, this isn’t the giraffe!”

Nolan, 3

Lisa Friedman; New York, NY

Image: Child holding animal toys via Shutterstock

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Color Me Rad

Thursday, October 31st, 2013

 

One morning, noticing the beautiful sunrise, my son, Luis, said, “Look, Mommy! Someone colored in the sky!”

Luis, 2

Sonja Jividen; Fairfax, VA

Image: Child on a beach via Shutterstock

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Potty Training Incentives

Thursday, October 31st, 2013

We started potty training Oliver just a few weeks before our annual summer party. As some of the adults were chatting, my girlfriend asked if we had any M&M’s in the house. Oliver, who was playing nearby, waved a finger and told her very sternly, “First you go poop, THEN you get an M&M!”

Oliver, 2

Simone Thiessen; Grand Rapids, MI

Image: Child on potty via Shutterstock

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