Lottery Ticket

My son reminded me to get a lotto ticket while we were at the check-out counter. As I finished paying the cashier, he said, “I hope you win, because then you can quit your job, right?” I agreed that it would be great. He added, “And then I can quit third grade!”

Javon, 8

Michele McNabb; Coral Springs, FL

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Ice Cream Remedy

My son fell down and bumped his lip. As soon as he stopped crying, he said, “Mom, can you put some ice cream on it?”

Tyler, 3

Kimberly Jones; Germantown, MD

Image: Ice cream cone via Shutterstock

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Birthday Boy

My friend asked my son when he would turn four. I watched as he struggled to remember his birth date. Finally, he proudly announced, “I’m turning four on my next birthday!”

Christopher, 3

Diane Pramberger; Hicksville, NY

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Food Frustration

My daughter was frustrated because she couldn’t get her corn to stay on her fork long enough to make it to her mouth.  Finally, she picked up some corn with her fingers, threw it on the fork, and said, “Hang on, guys!”

Melody, 2

Sarah Green; New Brighton, MN

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Pet Potty Training

At breakfast one morning, we could hear our cat using the litter box in the next room. I said to my son, “See? The kitty is going potty just like you!” Weston put down his toast, tipped his head back, and hollered, “Kitty, push your pee-pee down!”

Weston, 2

Darbi G. Hebrank; Lenexa, KS

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