Taking a Walk

My son and husband took our beagle for a walk around the neighborhood. As they came into the house afterward, my son commented, “You know Daddy, that would have been a lot quicker if we took your car!”

Brendan, 4

Meredith Morgan; Carver, MA

Image: Beagle dog via Shutterstock

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Trick or Treat!

We were trick-or-treating in our neighborhood. When we rang the bell at a neighbor’s house, no one answered. When my son asked why, I explained that not everyone celebrates Halloween. He asked, “Should we say ‘Merry Christmas!’ instead?”

Danny, 4

Kelly Stocks; Spanaway, WA

Image: Boy in wizard costume via Shutterstock

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Pumpkin Patch

We were driving past a pumpkin patch when my son commented, “We need to buy a pumpkin. Where do we get money to buy a pumpkin?” When I told him we could get some at the bank, he replied, “No, they mostly just have suckers.”

Anderson, 3

Melissa Glover; Knoxville, TN

Image: Pumpkin patch via Shutterstock

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Breakfast Club

I was pouring a bowl of Cheerios for my daughter’s breakfast one morning. An excited look crossed her face, so I thought she really wanted to eat cereal. But I realized I was wrong when she squealed, “Bagels! Tiny bagels!”

Sophie, 2

Linda Slade; Syracuse, NY

Image: Oat cereal in a bowl via Shutterstock

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What Does the Bee Say?

My son asked, “Grandma, what do bees say?” When she answered, “Bzzzzzz,” he replied, “No. They say, ‘May I have some pollen, please?’”

Isaac, 3

Karyn Lukasek; Farmington, MN

Image: Bumble bee via Shutterstock

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