Fashion Expert

While sitting in a crowded waiting room, my daughter was flipping through a woman’s magazine and came to a page with many bras pictured on it. She exclaimed, “Mom, look at all of these boobies! I think you would so pretty in this one!”

Bristol, 4

Jami Mathis; Johnsonburg, PA

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The New Breadwinner

My daughter informed her dad that he didn’t need to go to work anymore and could stay home and play with her instead. She explained, “I’m making so much money from the Tooth Fairy that I can pay for everything now.”

Maggie, 5

Charla Graepel; Beaverton, OR

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Time for Training Wheels

I told my nephew, “We should put your training wheels on your bike so you can learn to ride it.” He responded, “Those are not training wheels. Those are called stabilizers.”

Nathan, 4

Teresa Super; Doniphan, MO

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Mixed Messages

My recently potty trained son noticed handicapped signs in the parking lot, on the entrance doors, and in the bathroom of our local library. He turned to me with a confused look on his face and asked, “Why are there pictures everywhere of a guy going potty?”

Mason, 4

Jane Richards; Layton, UT

Image: Handicap icon via Shutterstock

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Innocent Question

I was putting my hair in a ponytail when my daughter pointed to my armpit and asked, “What is that?”  I told her that it was my armpit.  She said, “No, Mama, that is hair.” I guess I missed a few spots when I was shaving that morning!

Jemma, 2

Jennifer Tracey; Coconut Creek, FL

Image: Woman in bathroom via Shutterstock

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