Stranger Danger: Scary Weirdo Lurks on New Year’s Eve!
I notice two pink-clad toddlers crab-walking across the lawn toward the local playground right around the corner from my house. They can’t be more than three years old, twins, with two handsome gay daddies laughing on either side.
They make a geometric foursome. Two handsome buttoned-down white-collar dads, each holding the hand of a delicious-looking little girl with jet-black curls and tan skin — I’d bet my Latin roots the little girls are from Guatemala.
If you think it’s strenuous to adopt a foreign toddler because of finances or advanced age, you should see how hard it is to adopt when you are single or gay. Or both! (Several gay adoptive parents I have interviewed don’t want to go on the record but told me that they never inform adoption agencies about their homosexual proclivities on an adoption application.)
Kudos to the couples who persevere. Some Asian and Africa countries, in particular, make it impossible for gay families to adopt.
I watch this happy quartet (two matching daughters with two nearly matching daddies) toddle to the monkey bars, and I can’t take my eyes off the twins. I’m suddenly so envious I feel like throwing up.
I move closer to see what the two little girls are wearing: Is their hair brushed? Does the one on the left have a dimple in her chin? I imagine what those two lives would have been like in Guatemala or Haiti where so many poverty-stricken children do not have enough to eat.
You are here in Los Angeles, lucky daughters! Land of the Free and the Eco-conscious – and the Gorgeous too. These giggly shy adopted children are wearing designer duds and one dad looks vaguely familiar too, an actor for sure. The other dad might be a doctor or a lawyer; he is well dressed and totally focused on his family.
I realize I am still staring at the insta-family much too hard. Both daddies are now frowning in my direction. I have not blinked away for long minutes. I may look like a crazy stalker mommy.
Careful! One sweaty stranger lurks in the park just staring at your adopted offspring.
Have you gone off the deep end during your adoption search? Tell me a good story and I will publish it.